HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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