sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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