escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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