In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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