Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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