life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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