Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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