Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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