remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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