yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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