no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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