or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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