Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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