But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
A bitchslap is in order.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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