I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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