Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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