it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
You don't make any sense
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It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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