Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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