Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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