Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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