i think i have herpe
just one?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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