i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm bleeding and have questions
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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