are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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