I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
