that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
