My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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