Whod you bang
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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