I'm lost and stupid without you.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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