Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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