Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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