So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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