There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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