I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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