Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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