Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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