it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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