That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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