There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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