It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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