i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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