Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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