I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize
