You're completely useless in the revolution.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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