I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
