Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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