do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i think i scared a bird with my dick
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
