so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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