what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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