we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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