he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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